SHARON NEEDLES IS CUMMING!!!!

AS YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW, SHARON NEEDLES IS COMING TO AUSTRALIA ON HER FIRST AUSTRALIAN TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a month away, basically. But that hasn't stopped us from deciding on our outfits! I'm thinking of mustering up some QUEEN NEPTUNE realness along with the MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT THAT I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a few ideas for outfits that are all basically the same in different styles,
So without giving away too much information, obvi I'm doing MORROCAN BLUE SKIN (NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH AVATAR BLUE-EW!) Short PVC bodysuit, and I wanted short so I could wear matching thigh high pvc stripper heels. I can't make the mistake of wearing heels that are too high, like always! As I want to get so drunk and cunty that I start to think I am THE Lord of the dance and I arrogantly feel I can get my freak on anywhere, where ever and on whomever I want.

Am I going a li'l OTT with matching gloves?!?!?!

SKULL! SKULL! SKULL!

Anybody who knows me knows I am a big fat scaredy cat. I don't like horror movies, being in the dark alone or creepy babies. I'm afraid of my own shadow and I can remember every single scary story I was ever told because somehow, they have been imprinted onto my brain. (If only my study worked like that!) But for some strange reason, I have a huge collection of life-like skulls, skeleton ornaments and taxidermy animals around my apartment- and even though you'd think they'd be just as spooky, I'm NOT afraid of them! God knows why really, but I'm not going to question it! Here are some of my favorite skulls lying around my place. What are you terrified of?

Yvonna Jackov

MY FRIEND DANIEL CAME OVER AND WE WATCHED OLD SEASONS OF RUPAULS DRAG RACE. THEN WE DECIDED TO DRESS UP, THEN HE TRANSFORMED ME INTO YVONNA JACKOV, A FIERCE DRAG QUEEN WHO HAILS FROM THE SHORES OF VARSITY LAKES. SHE STALKS THE STREETS ALONE AT NIGHT WHEN EVERYONE IS TUCKED UP (LOL) IN BED NOT AFRAID TO GIVE A GHOUL THE ODD BJ OR TWO! SHE'S A SHOCKING, SLUTTY, STOOPID AAAAAAAAAAAAANIMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAALLLL BABY! YVONNA JACKOV IS WEARING CVNT ORANGEUTAN JACKET, DI$COUNT DEAD$TOCK DRE$$, AND CVNT CUSTOMIZED STRIPPER HEELS!!! DanTan is an amazing MUA, if you're on the Gold Coast and would like to book him, contact him on danielkiantan@gmail.com :) PEACE, LOVE AND GHOUL BJ'S!!!!

eBay Seller: Da NeeNa

Da NeeNa costumes is one of my favorite stores on eBay, I found the store late one night while looking for Egyptian costumes and headdresses, I jumped out of my skin when I found these STUNNING pieces, absolutely incredible, don't you think? Visit Da NeeNa's store here

The tragic life I lead..

This is literally what I do all day. Now instead of everyone just looking at these images I want everybody to imagine me lying in bed all day with my lips on, rolling around posing in front of a web cam, being deliriously lame. Laugh AT me, not with me. WHAT IS MY UNGLAMOROUS #TRAGIC LIFE?

Might send this one to my foot slave



OMG DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER POSED TO YOUR PHONE!

(Mumma and) Papa was a Rolling Stone

Having your parents (and family) on facebook isn't all that bad. For some of my friends it's a HELLZ NO go zone, but I don't mind it too much. I am EXTREMELY honest with M&D about everything I am and do, that nothing shocks them anymore, no matter how hard I try to freak 'em, they roll their eyes and laugh AT me. Ugh, parents.

But another reason I like having the oldies on FB is simply because I can lurk THEM whenever I want too!
I came across these treasures of my parents and their friends a little while ago and I think they are just unreal, it would have been such a killer time growing up in the 80's, partying in the 90's and gettin' wild in the 00's. The music was at its best, the drugs were good, people were genuinely cool, no such thing as the internet and everyone lived in the moment..Nowdays everyone is trying to emulate that scene and that time, but everyone (and I'm speaking for myself here, too) is so fixed on having their heads inside THE WORLD WIDE WEB that we're all missing out on THE REAL WIDE WORLD!!!

Regardless, these pictures are just so much fun, they capture such an unbelievable time and I wish I was old enough to hang out with them then. (Although I honestly think I wouldn't be cool enough for Ma, Pa and the gang!)


Uncle Sox 80's


Mum (in the red) at her formal! late 80's SUCH A BEAUTY!

Uncle Sox, '83




"The Sox Box" was my uncle Soxy's dig in the 00's. I still remember going over there when I was a kid checkin' the expiry date on his milk cartons(which was the only thing in his fridge) just so I could tell him if it's safe to drink of not!




Me, Mum and my brother early 00's

Old man's still got it. 2012

And mamma's still beautiful. 2012 (Mum and Dad renewed their vowels, SO ROMANTIC!)